Animal-Balancing Contest (evening, FHT - first floor lobby)

Rory arrived in the lobby balancing a tank with a wee turtle in it against one hip, a box from J,GOB in the opposite arm, and a flying puppy on a leash leading her.

She tied Vladdie to the leg of a table, set Yoda's tank and the cake down, and looked around to see what she still needed to set up.

[Yes, even crack-addled ideas like this need OCD threads. Wait for 'em. They're up, but play on the contest itself won't start until 5:30 EST.

ETA: And yes, it originally said it was in the afternoon. This is now set about 8:30 PM FHT.

SON OF ETA: You can eat cake now. Rufus is here!]

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Why thank you," 'Herb ran his hand down the front of it. "I am told it brings out my eyes."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Certainly makes other people's eyes pop," she replied with a bit of a grin. "Er, that is, why yes, such a lovely shade of, what color are they again, dear?"

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Brown, my good lady," 'Herb' said. "Just like the good earth below. Not that I'm much for farming. No green thumb."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
'Mitzi' checked her own thumbs carefully. "Nor do I, it seems. Which is lucky, as I'm afraid green might clash with my outfit. Besides, we Heffenpfeffers prefer to hire others to deal with any activities involving dirt or the like."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Understandable," 'Herb' said. "I myself am in sales."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Really? and what sort of a, um, 'line' are you selling? Other than the obvious, of course." she said looking very interested.

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Refrigerator shelving," 'Herb' said. "With a sideline in freezers."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Now isn't that a coincidence!" Mitzi exclaimed. "Why, I was just saying to my Raoul the other day, 'Raoul,' I was saying, 'Our refrigerator shelving is horrendously out of date. There *must* be something more fashionable we can get for it!' What a stroke of luck running into you here!"

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"How indeed fortunate!" 'Herb' said. He patted himself down as though looking for something. "I am sadly without my brochures, or I would sing to you the virtues of the ST-2000 model, fresh off the factory floor."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
'Mitzi' looked a little taken aback. "Well, obviously we wouldn't want to talk business *here*. That would be a little crass, don't you agree? Although, if you did want to drop me by some of those brochures later, I would be very pleased to look at them."

"None about freezers, though. I'm not fond of them." She leaned in a little closer as if to impart something in the strictest confidence. "They keep the food very cold, you know. Like ice. Most inconvenient when you want to use something right away."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You should talk to my pal, Rocco," 'Herb' said. "Do you a nice line in microwaves."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Really?" she raised her eyebrows. "And these go right in the freezer to keep the foods from getting so cold?"

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Those would come after, to warm the food up," 'Herb' said. "Addmitedly I do not know the technical details of it."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not sure," 'Mitzi' said slowly. "I've already tried sweaters and mittens for the food and they don't seem to be particularly useful. Perhaps if this Rocco were kind enough to stop by he could explain it to me himself sometime. Is he an attractive man, this Rocco?"

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Not for me to judge, Mitzi," 'Herb' said. "He is as the good Lord made him."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"As are we all, Herb," she replied with a sigh. "Though it seems that the good Lord took a little more time with some of us than with others. You, clearly, he put a little effort into."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Kind of you to say, Mitzi," 'Herb' said. "You are not difficult for tired eyes to look at either, if I may be saying so."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Why, thank you, my dear. You may have just gotten an extra couple of sales of refrigerator shelving out of me." 'Mitzi' replied, fluttering her eyelashes. "Even if I need to buy a few new refrigerators to have somewhere to put them."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a good investment," Mitzi. "Proper organization, buy in bulk - the savings pays for itself."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I like the way you think, Herb. Like it a lot. One would almost think you'd seen my basement."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I've seen 'em all, Mitzi," 'Herb' said. "You learn these things in my line of work."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh my... Was that *you* in my basement the other night? I could have sworn I heard someone down there. Naughty boy, you should have stayed around and introduced yourself then!"

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I try not to impose myself upon the company of others."

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"You're always welcome," Lana, er, 'Mitzi' said warmly. "Regretfully, I need to go check up on Raoul. You know how men can get. It was lovely meeting you and I hope our paths cross again sometime."


[OOC: And how did it get to be midnight! Mun must go to bed! Oy!]

Re: During Contest - General Chatter!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-03-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"You as well, Mitzi," 'Herb' touched a hand to his hat in a salute. "It was a pleasure."

[ooc: me too. Night!]