fandomhighdorms | Fourth Floor Common Room

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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"Hey, I'm just like you -- wandered by, heard the tv, came in to find my brother expanding his horizons so to speak," Dean protested. "I've better things to do with Alec than watch bad pirate porn."

"Okay, because otherwise it'd be kinda creepy," Buffy nodded.

"Watching porn with Alec would be creepy?" Dean asked, blinking.

"No, with Sam," Buffy frowned at him. "You watch porn with Alec a lot?"

"No, Alec and I have never watched porn..." Dean wasn't quite able to keep from emphasising the one word.

"Oh. Have you done porn then?" Buffy asked automatically, and then her eyes widened as she realized what she'd said. "Uh. I mean! Um."

"Nothing on film," Dean said quickly. "At least I don't think..."

Buffy stared at him.

"Well, you can never tell for certain around here if there isn't a camera hidden somewhere," Dean explained.

"But... But... You!" Buffy pointed. "And, and, and with Alec?!" There may have been failing worthy of Sam.

"Yeah, me. With Alec." Dean frowned. "You have a problem with that?"

"But you dated Dawn!" More flailing. "And Alec is... Alec!"

"Y'know, I have noticed that," Dean said with a smirk.

Buffy was back at going, "But but but but!"

"I didn't know you stuttered," Dean teased.

"YOU AND ALEC ARE HAVING SEX?!" she shouted with a final flail. Luckily everyone was too busy staring at the action on the screen to stare at her, but she flushed anyway. "Um."

Dean winced a little at her volume. "You might want to say it a little louder. I don't think they heard you down in town."

"But how?" And then her eyes glazed over as she got some pirate porn induced mental images of how Dean and Alec might do that.

"What, you want me to give you a play by play?" Dean asked.

"...Yes." She shook her head. "No! I mean, no! That would be weird." She shook her head a couple of times to convince herself. Don't ask if you can watch, don't ask if you can't watch, don't ask...

"So, um, just the two of you, huh?"

"Yeah. Though we're... ah... open minded," Dean said.

"Really?" Buffy blinked and blushed. "So, uh, you don't mind Alec's christmas present?"

"What present?"

"The gift certificate to the Sin? Um. Didn't he tell you?" Buffy worried her lip. "I'm sure he meant to!"

"Nah, but it's not big deal. Alec went to the Sin when I was in Nashville on a hunt with the last gift certificate he had."

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