Third floor common room, Saturday afternoon

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After waking up this morning, Hermoine went intop the common room. She didn't like anyone because of her rebellious nature, but they all seemed to love her so she thought she should give them what they wanted until she got bored. All the girls were jealous because they wanted to be here and all the guys wanted to be with her and no one could evar tame her.

She took a seat on the sofa that wasn't worthy to be sat on, but whatever, and started flipping through channels using magic. The remote stayed on the table. She had learned new magic that meant she didn't need a wand or anything,a nd she could just do stuff. Because even if books were stupid she was just street smart.

Hermoine stopped when she got to one of the MTV channels that played music. They were playing her FAVORITE MCR song.


[Hermione Sue is back! In a different, Bitchiwitch incarnation, but she- and the typos involved- should still turn my brain into liquid. Open!]

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[likethegun]

"Liking me better totally involves thinking," Sam said. "Is everyone here giant mutants?"

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Dean shrugged. "Seem to be. And they think we're dolls."

[likethegun]

"This isn't going to turn into something where we end up in dresses, is it?" Sam asked. "We already did that once, and it wasn't pretty. In your case, anyway."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I have no problem admitting you make a better girl than I do," Dean told him.

[likethegun]

"It's not my fault I'm prettier than you are," Sam shot back.

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"Delusional too," Dean responded. "Come on," he said, tugging on Sam's arm. "We should try and see if we can find out why everyone's a mutant giant."

[likethegun]

"No one's trying to kill us," Sam pointed out. "That's new and different."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"There's a giant clown who said I didn't have a ding," Dean said. "We could always hunt him out of principle."

[likethegun]

"Dude! He scared the crap out of me!" Sam said, flailing. "We should totally hunt him. He's a clown, he has to be evil."

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"Just because a clown made you spill your popcorn when Dad took us to the circus when we were little doesn't make them all evil," Dean said. "But you might be right in this case."

[likethegun]

"All clowns are evil. It's just a fact of life," Sam said. "None of the giant mutant people hurt you, did they?"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"The clown flicked me and knocked me over, but nah." He looked closer at his brother. "You?"

[likethegun]

"No. The crazy girl even kept her dog from eating me," Sam said.

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"People keep laughing at me though," Dean said.

[likethegun]

"Me too! And they keep making fun of my hair."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean spread his hands. "Well..."

[likethegun]

"Hey!" Sam yelled. "There's nothing wrong with my hair!"

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean patted Sam's shoulder. "Course not, Sammy. It's perfectly Samlike."

[likethegun]

"Exactly, and that means it's awesome, just like me," Sam replied.

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"No, that's me that's awesome," Dean corrected.