Third floor common room, Thursday evening

[solo_sword]

After being on the receiving end of a gremlin's bite, Jaina, Evey and Inara headed into the common room, because that was the best place for a show. There may have been a little strut like movement involved, even.

It was best not to wonder where they got the clothes.

[So they sort of think they're Pussycat Dolls. Come on and get your brains done broked.]

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Performance!

[solo_sword]

Where the singing is happening. God, I hope at least one of them can sing.

Re: Performance!

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

Evey...could not sing. But that didn't matter, because tonight she was sex on legs and she knew it.

Sex on very bare legs. Sex in something wee and fringed. Sex in a hot pink wig.

Best not to ask where that particular item came from.

Evey struck her most provocative pose, peeking over her shoulder and swiveling her hips slightly, and began to sing.

"I know you like me
I know you do
Thats why whenever I come around
She's all over you
I know you want it
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with me."

Re: Performance!

[solo_sword]

Jaina couldn't sing either, but with the very hi there bustier and the fabric on her bottom half that yes, were in fact shorts of a sort, probably no one was going to be paying attention to the singing. And if they were, that was their fault.

This sort of dancing was sort of new, too, and involved some shaking and hip-wiggling.

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha"

Right now it didn't matter that she'd have to kill herself later.

Re: Performance!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara's voice actually wasn't bad, not that it mattered by this point. The gold collar and corset made moving an adventure, but at least the black skirt (from some closet not her own) kept things covered.

She was also suddenly glad she knew how to walk in high heels, because these were. Very high.

Inara strutted forward, did a knee bend/wriggling kind of movement and winked slyly at any audience members who had assembled by that point.

"Fight the feeling
Leave it alone
Cause if it ain't love
It just aint enough to leave my happy home
Let's keep it friendly
You have to play fair
See I dont care
But I know she ain't gonna wanna share"

Re: Performance!

[solo_sword]

When it was time for the next song, Jaina started, moving her hands over her sides and she would deny till her dying day that she was feeling herself up. But hey, it wasn't like she had buttons to undo and let us all be grateful for that.

"I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)"

Re: Performance!

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

Evey had been wearing a garter on one of her legs. That is, until she slid it off, oh-so-provocatively and far more gracefully than she would have under normal circumstances, and shot it out into the audience.

Sexily.

"Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)."

Re: Performance!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara rhymthically stretched her arms over her head as she strutted around the common room, making sure to put an extra swing in her hips as she turned her back to the audience, then shot a sultry look back at them over her shoulder.

"You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see?
How these clothes are fitting on me
And the heat coming from this beat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know"

Re: Performance!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara decided that she'd had enough of this singing backup thing, at least for the moment.

"Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha"

She punctuated each ha with a booty pop. Hopefully no one would ask where she learned it, because she had no idea.

"I don't give a...

Also better not to ask where the heck the beep came from.

"Keep looking at my..."

Or any beeps following that one. The next lyrics involved her playfully pretending to cover body parts she'd purposefully exposed. In time with the music, of course.

"'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha"

She flounced out of the way.

Re: Performance!

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

And Evey took center stage.

Okay, center common room.

"Every boy's the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)"

Each 'ha' was, naturally, accompanied by a swift little pop of her hips.

"They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)"

This time, as she popped her hips, Evey swayed down to the floor before arching her back as she straighted her legs and slid her hands along them, standing up again.

"I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down."

Re: Performance!

[solo_sword]

Jaina walked to the center of the room, easily avoiding things like furniture and managing to make the most of her hip movements with each step.

"I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thang while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha"

She turned to the side, and as with the other girls, each "ha" was punctuated by a hip pop, though she raised her arms so as to show off the whole body movement.

"Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it"

It didn't occur to her that these lyrics might be sending some pretty mixed signals when she was using a chair to show off just how impressive her leg kicks could be when not used for actually kicking people.

"One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, you're just too aggressive
Tryin' to get your (Ahh)"

...omgwtf.

[solo_sword]

Gawk, you know you want to.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke wandered into the common room, Artoo following along behind him beeping softly to himself.

The both stopped.

Luke stared.

Artoo started recording.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin would've looked shocked.

He would've been speechless.

But he knew the signs by now and all he could do was stare and laugh and point and laugh.

No one was forgetting this. NO ONE.

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"This is great!" John grinned, bumping Gavin's shoulder.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"The best ever!" Gavin exclaimed, clapping with such delight. "And it's finally not me! I'm not dancing and singing this time!"

Re: ...omgwtf.

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal wandered in and stopped short, staring open-mouthed. "But..."

His brain hadn't recovered. "I don't--"

Nope, not quite yet. "Glory!"

He was trying very, very hard not to laugh, but a tiny shocked snort of amusement escaped, even as he was facepalming.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"This is not okay!" Luke practically wailed at him.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John was suffering from a mixture of awe and hysterical laughter. This was possibly the best thing ever. "Oh, thank God Artoo is here!"

Re: ...omgwtf.

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Sky thought he heard noise coming from a floor below, so he decided to investigate.

And couldn't stop staring, in spite of himself.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[likethegun]

Sam came down the hall to see what all the noise was about, and stared.

He was really, really happy Dawn wasn't involved in whatever was going on.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi had been on her way back to her room when she came by the common room. When she noticed what was actually going on she stopped and stared.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[intraspective]

Ino was just heading back up to her room when the noise drew her attention. So she went to investigate.

...

What. The. Hell?

...

Ino cracked up laughing.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie walked into the common room.

Jamie stared at the... performance.

"Um. I'll be in my bunk," He said as he turned to leave the room.

Re: ...omgwtf.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco gawked, shamelessly. And whistled his appreciation.

OOC

[solo_sword]

*does not end world*