withoutverona: (romeo romeo!)
Romeo Montague ([personal profile] withoutverona) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2008-04-09 10:18 am

5th Floor CR, Wednesday Morning

Blissfully unaware there was anything at all odd about today, Romeo padded into the common room and found some cold cereal to eat while he watched a morning talk show.

They were making over erotic dancers, and Romeo decided the "on stage" looks were much better than the "daytime" looks. It was purely an aesthetic decision, of course -- at least the on stage looks didn't involve floral cardigans.


[Open like a common room.]

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka stared. "MEL??? Seriously???"

He looked her up and down, trying to wrap his mind around it. "There is seriously NOT enough glitter in the world to get me to..." A sigh and a shrug. "Uh. I don't know?"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mel laughed so hard she almost fell out of her seat. "Yeah, no worries, loverboy," she said between gigglesnorts. "I'm just yanking your chain."

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sokka chuckled, too. "Yeah, well, I MIGHT be persuaded to make out, if you managed to bribe me enough, but yanking your 'chain' is something you're gonna hafta do on your own," he said with a grin.

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"What? My heightened level of testosterone isn't enough of a bribe for you?"

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"No, it's... well, just about the opposite of a bribe. An ANTI-bribe." He pointed at the television, and the erotic dancer wriggling out of her floral cardigan. "THAT would be more my kind of bribe."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
"You cannot tell me you're into that," Mel said rolling her eyes. "I thought you had class."

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, not THAT, exactly," Sokka corrected. "I mean, that's an ugly sweater." He looked around, confused. "No, not right now? Class isn't until later."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen," Mel announced to no one in particular. "Hands off. He's all mine."

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sokka blinked at her. He wasn't entirely sure what had just happened, but he was pretty sure he'd somehow made a fool of himself. Which meant he was thrown into full red alert -- time to duck, cover, and inflate the emergency ego.

"Yeah, that's me!" he announced, raising his hands over his head triumphantly. That's right! Awesome incarnate! You know you want me!"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't worry," Mel announced. "He's here all week. Plenty enough to go around."

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"That's right, because I'm too much for you to HANDLE all by yourself!" Sokka may be lost, but darn it, he was going to WIN.

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," he said rolling his eyes. "You're huge."

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Sokka grinned and waggled his eyebrows. "You'd better believe it!"

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mel shoved Sokka away. "Dork."

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mel gave him an affectionate look.

Then shoved him again.