5th Floor CR, Wednesday Morning

[withoutverona]

Blissfully unaware there was anything at all odd about today, Romeo padded into the common room and found some cold cereal to eat while he watched a morning talk show.

They were making over erotic dancers, and Romeo decided the "on stage" looks were much better than the "daytime" looks. It was purely an aesthetic decision, of course -- at least the on stage looks didn't involve floral cardigans.


[Open like a common room.]

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[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"For the record?" Mel declared as she entered the common room. "Peeing standing up is way overrated."

[withoutverona]

Romeo was used to odd greetings in Fandom, but that announcement from someone he had, as far as he knew, never spoken to before was still more than the usual amount of unexpected.

"Good day to you too," he answered. "I've never thought to rate the experience, myself."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Romeo," Mel grumbled as he went over kitchen area to make coffee. "Your girlfriend a guy too or am I the only rutting person here who's turned?"

[withoutverona]

So this odd fellow knew him.

And ... well, only one person said "rutting."

"Mel?" Romeo boggled, giving his friend the once-over. "Zounds, you are changed."

His hands went to his chest, just to make sure things hadn't worked the other way, before he answered the question. "I've not seen Yurika yet. Teyla, though, was herself."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Well if you have any issues with kissing a guy, you might want to find out," Mel grumbled as he shifted his pants around his waist. "Jesu, this is just stange."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka waved cheerfully at OMG MARTEN Mel. "Hi! Welcome to Fandom! I'm Sokka, your resident font of all things awesome."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Hey, dork," Mel snarked. "I'm your girlfriend in male form. Wanna make out?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka stared. "MEL??? Seriously???"

He looked her up and down, trying to wrap his mind around it. "There is seriously NOT enough glitter in the world to get me to..." A sigh and a shrug. "Uh. I don't know?"

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River had woken up as a boy this morning. Stranger things had happened in Fandom, and it didn't stop her - him - from dancing. In fact, her body being a little different today, it made it more interesting.

He spun into the common room, the imaginary music loud in his mind.

[withoutverona]

The spinning boy got a raised eyebrow to go with Romeo's half-wave. He didn't look familiar, but that didn't necessarily mean anything. "Good day."

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River gave a smile in reply. "Dance with me?"

[withoutverona]

There was something familiar about this boy, but Romeo couldn't put his finger on it. "I'm flattered," he said, "but I fear I'd be a poor partner for another man. Why do you ask?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka waved at the funny dancing man. "Howdy, Stranger! It sure is a fine day for dancing!"

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"It is," River agreed. "Join me?"

[the_merriest]

There was a tall blonde guy standing in the hallway, wrapped up in his comforter and pssst!-ing desperately at Romeo.

[withoutverona]

It took him a moment -- one of the strippers was demonstrating her, ahem, signature dance -- but eventually Romeo heard the pssts and trotted out to the hall to find a stranger wrapped in a comforter.

"Aye?" he asked, sounding slightly irritated.

[the_merriest]

"Help!" Rikku flailed. Well. As well as one could flail while one was desperately holding a comforter in place. "I need clothes! None of mine fit! I'm all --"

This was an attempt at vague gesturing and more flailing while not letting go at all because nobody needed to see that.

"Oh crap. You have no idea who I am. Uh. I'm not usually - this isn't me."

[withoutverona]

"You're the third boy-who-is-a-girl to find me today," Romeo told the ... boy-who-was-a-girl.

And who was probably Rikku, to go from the blonde and the flailing and the coming to him for clothes, but torturing her for a moment had a sudden appeal. "Annette?"

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka walked into the common room, and stared at the new people.

"Please tell me today's visitors' day, and I didn't just spend a few weeks in a coma?"

[the_merriest]

Probably the last thing Sokka expected, when he came into the common room, was to be spun around by a tall blonde guy and kissed, full on the mouth.

Which is a shame, because that's exactly what Rikku did.

Because watching Sokka flail from boy!cooties, that was going to be priceless.

(OOC: modded with permission zomg.)

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"AAAAAGH!!!"

Sokka tried to push Rikku away and flailed mightily. "Who are you and what was THAT for?!?!??!?! And PLEASE tell me Peter Parker's not doing the Invisible Glitter Dance again!!!!""

[the_merriest]

"I've wanted to do that for ages," Rikku sighed. "I thought you wanted me, too! You're always saying it! You ... you tease!"

Rikku was going to try her best to look heartbroken.

"Does this mean no sex?"

[withoutverona]

"Even better," Romeo said, too amused by the news not to share it with Sokka. "Many of the girls are boys."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Have you been hit in the HEAD by the Glitter Fairy?!??!! What's so great about THAT??? ...Aside from the comedic teasing potential, that is?"

[withoutverona]

"Does there really need to be more to it than the comedic teasing potential?" Romeo asked, scowling a little at the fairy comment. "That, and the fact it isn't us, are enough to amuse me."