Ursa Major, Sunday evening

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow was on a couch in the common area, watching TV thanks to her computer-fu.

Currently she was watching a Bridezillas marathon.

She was a little speechless.

[open for Ursa Majorettes, or those who feel like knocking]

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[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Well... on the bright side it wasn't a drunken woman yelling at you about cakes?" Willow pointed out.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"That's a good point," she said. "That would have just added to the mental trauma I received."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"And possibly created entirely new fetishes," Willow added.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg laughed. "I don't think Dean would appreciate those kinds of fetishes."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"You never know," Willow said. "Have you asked him?"

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"If he has any drunken cake yelling fetishes?" Meg asked, grinning. "No, I'm afraid I haven't."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Probably for the best," Willow said, grinning back. "If he did perhaps it's best not spoken of."

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Probably," she said. "I probably couldn't pull off that fetish with a straight face."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I'd be too reminded of pie fights in the movies," Willow said.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, those aren't too sexy," Meg said.

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Plus a waste of good pies," Willow pointed out.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah. People need to throw things other than pies," Meg said. "Pies shouldn't be used for comedic purposes. Just for eating."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"People could throw confetti," Willow said. "Or glitter."

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"It would be funny and you'd look fantastic afterward," Meg said. "It's win-win."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I agree," Willow said. She stared at the latest bridezilla. "Oh honey, even I know that guy is gay."

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg laughed. "That should make for an interesting honeymoon. Or a really boring one, rather."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Mind you the bride is more like - " Willow made air quotes " - 'the bride.' Which would explain why he proposed. If indeed he's the one who did it."

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"Maybe she's doing the guy a favor by marrying him," Meg said. "And he's letting her go crazy with the wedding otherwise she'll tell everybody she's his beard."

That seemed logical to her. Meg watched too much Lifetime.

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I think it's ironic that she lives in San Francisco and went all the way to Denver to find herself a gay guy," Willow replied.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

"She probably wanted a gay guy that could ski," Meg said. "Rather than a beach going gay guy."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"And free airfare to San Francisco would be a good incentive for the wedding," Willow said.