Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method.

He sat back, ready to watch this porno thing that Emmett had said would be interesting.

And in the first five minutes, he couldn't quite understand the draw of this sort of entertainment. It was only like Morgana and Gwen in the fact that they looked vaguely similar. The way they talked and the room they were in certainly didn't look like any castle he'd ever seen. And, really, those dresses were just terribly impractical for a lady or a servant. They must be terribly cold--

Merlin's eyes went very big as the dress issue was solved and they ladies started kissing. The only sound he made was the verbal equivalent of a keysmash.

[[Open like a common room where a wizard is being scarred for life is!]]

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[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"You know what this is?" Merlin's ears asked, risking a glance back at the... what on earth was she lic--Oh. OH.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Of course I do. Don't you?" Chuck asked. What was with kids these days? Chuck's been watching porn since the fifth grade.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Of course not!" Why would anyone be daft enough to do watch this in public? Or private, even? "You people watch this all the time?"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Sure. It makes people happy," Chuck said, like he was trying to explain something to a child. He pointed at the TV. Lord, that brunette was flexible. "Doesn't that make you happy?"

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Merlin just stared at Chuck as though he had grown a second head. "What?!"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was giving Merlin a similar look. "Are you gay?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Do I look very gay right now?!"

...he'd learn. Oh, he'd learn.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Yes, you do," Chuck said after a moment. "You should really calm down. It's just two women having a good time."

A very good time, if the moaning was any indication.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"People will see!"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. That's the point," Chuck said. "Those women are well aware people are going to watch them."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"...they're whores?" He was trying here, really he was.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Uh...kind of? They do get paid to do it and have the requisite daddy issues so..." Chuck nodded. "Yeah, they're whores. But, uh, the good kind of whores."

Chuck was lying about that. There's no such thing as a bad kind of whore.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin's ears gave him a look of complete disbelief. "There's a difference?"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Yes. You won't get thrown in jail for watching these kinds of whores," Chuck explained. He wasn't looking Merlin in the eye. Too distracted by the ears.

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Merlin remained oblivious to the attention his ears garnered. "You're all utter nutters here."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Oh, come on, you're not even giving it a chance," Chuck said.

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"It's lewd!"

And he tilted his head despite himself as one of the women did something odd with her tongue.

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Chuck practically facepalmed. "That's the point. But you're not supposed to be watching it in public."

Unless you were into that sort of thing. Which Chuck was.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I hadn't done it on purpose," Merlin shot back.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"You didn't put a porn into the dvd player on purpose?" Chuck asked.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"I was told it was a television show," Merlin said, like that should be painfully obvious here. Who in their right mind would do this in public?

...other than Chuck.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"It is a television show. It's playing on the TV, isn't it?" Chuck said. "It's just a TV show most people watch alone."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"That would have been more helpful to know before this," Merlin said with a sigh.