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The Deck, early evening Thursday

Dinah had hamburgers and hot dogs, some veggie platters and chips and dip, soft drinks and cake. Oh, and ice cream in the fridge inside for later.

Happy birthday, Will Shakespeare! Oh, and her too.

[very limited OCD ~~about to go~~ up!, for early justice and time zones; set before Dress Rehearsal/Previews.

Anyone welcome, even if you don't know her! I'm sticking to Dinah's thread to keep it simple.]

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"She was my cruise roommate," Hannibal recalled. "Did you teach her everything?"

"It was one night and I was stoned as hell so, no," Chuck said. "Besides, the second anyone got graphic she flailed. You should have seen her face when Temari told her to masturbate."

"And that's the easy shit," Hannibal said. "Has she never gotten herself off before? That's...disturbing to think about."

"I honestly don't think she ever has," Chuck said, shaking his head. "Which is just sad."

"Man, I jerk off like once a day," Hannibal said. "Twice if I'm bored."

"Same here," Chuck said. It was like...good grooming or something. "Probably why she's so wound up all the time. She had, like, five brownies the other day and she was still a spaz."

"Doesn't she go out with my little brother?" Hannibal asked. "Merlin? Are they still just pecking each other's cheeks?"

"Oh, right. Merlin. I think they're getting close to something like sex. And, um..." Chuck stifled a laugh. "...I may have given your little brother gay porn the other day and told him it was a chick flick. And then he may have watched it in front of Francine and his boss."

Oh, there was more laughter that he didn't even bother stifle. "Oh, Chuck, if I could, I'd blow you for that."

As it was, he was just going to laugh.

"It would be even better if you told me the gay porn turned him on."

"It might've, I don't know. I only heard about how he watched it when Francine came by to yell at me for it," Chuck said, snickering. "Though, in all fairness, the whole thing was at the request of Emmett Cullen. I think Emmett likes torturing Merlin as much as I like messing with Sam."

Though Chuck doubted Emmett wanted to fuck Merlin like he wanted to fuck Sam. God, nobody could want to have sex with someone who has those ears.

"Aww, she defended her man," Hannibal said, snickering. "Surprised she didn't try and deck you. You seem to have that effect on people."

"I've noticed that. People either want to punch me or fuck me." Chuck paused. "Or, in Dean's case, both."

"You and he hooked up since that first time?" Hannibal asked.

"No. I don't want to do it again either." What a fucking liar. "I just keep telling Sam and Peyton that the possibility of it is there because it pisses them off."

"Why's Peyton getting pissed off?" Hannibal asked. "I didn't think they were anymore than fuck buddies or something."

"They're not but she's a girl," Chuck said. "How many girls do you know that can be a regular fuck without bringing emotions into it?"

Chuck only knew...two or three.

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"Well, true." He had experience with that, in fact. "Emotions aren't that bad."

Pause.

"Well, to you, they are, of course," he added. "Emotions are like abstinence."

"I don't think they're bad," Chuck said, sounding kind of exasperated. He was kind of tired of people nagging him about this. "I just don't see much of a point of it right now being as I'm sixteen fucking years old."

"See, I thought you didn't liked them," Hannibal said, shrugging. "But, really, Chuck, when do we ever talk about feelings with each other? Calm down. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong."

"I'm just really fucking tired of people getting on me about this," Chuck said, rubbing his forehead. He could feel his hangover coming back.

"Chuck, I'm not getting on you," Hannibal promised. "I don't care if you fuck guys, girls or goats and you end up loving the goat. And if I were getting on you, it'd be a lot more fucking fun than this."

"I'm not saying you're getting on me," Chuck said irritably. But the fact that other people were was still there.

"Telling them to fuck off doesn't work?" he asked.

"Considering most of them are girls, no, I haven't," Chuck said. "Well, girls and Sam. But he was stoned when he was really getting on me about it and I couldn't get mad at him."

He was so cute when stoned.

"Sam's a girl," Hannibal pointed out. "Just because he lacks a dick doesn't make that any less true. Which girls? You make it sound like they attack you about this on a daily basis."

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