http://guardianborn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2009-07-04 06:53 pm

4th Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

At the picnic yesterday, Rose had discovered a major, major flaw in Zayne's planning skills.

Namely he didn't know the problems that would obviously occur if you went through SHARK INFESTED WATERS in a little boat.

Obviously there needed to be a showing of Teeth Jaws to correct this issue. 

And that was what Rose was here to do.  She'd found a copy of the movie and was making popcorn (the old-fashioned way cause the microwave was evil).  Sure, she'd been promised snacks, but someone who had never watched Teeth might not know about the importance of popcorn.


[This was NEVER in the wrong place!  *whistles*]

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a stunningly accurate description of some planets, actually.

"They're pretty much all farmers, so they're used to it," Zayne said. "And then they probably race swoop bikes when they're done with their work, so it could be worse."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure," Zayne said. "And I'm glad I'm not them, either, really. I can't imagine farming would be as fun as helping people across the galaxy, you know?"

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
"That part, too," Zayne said. He was probably the most earnest boy in the galaxy, it's true. "So, we have the food. You did bring the movie, right?"

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I am," Zayne said. "I just wish I saw this before the cruise last spring. I could have been better prepared."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"My plans don't work anyway," Zayne said, making room for the popcorn on the table before taking a seat on the couch. "I'd probably be better off having no clue and then just hoping I'd survive."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Pretty much," Zayne said. "Really, if I was on a tropical island with a volcano, I'd be the one who would find a way to accidentally set it off."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Would you believe both?" Zayne asked.

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that because you find me trustworthy or because I really seem that unlucky?" Zayne checked.

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Mock away," Zayne said. "I can take it."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not my fault I'm used to mocking," Zayne said. "I guess you're just going to have to find some other way to have fun."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"The shark is fake?" Zayne asked. "Well, that just ruins the movie for me already."

[identity profile] cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"What's the Titanic?" Zayne asked.

That joke probably worked better with someone from this planet.