Fifth Floor Common Room, Monday Night

[findingelena.livejournal.com]

Elena was curled up on the couch in the fifth-floor common room, channel-surfing and looking for something interesting to watch.

She had flipped past Golden Oldies twice before actually leaving the channel on long enough to realize the women were all bitching each other out, having blunt discussions of their sex lives, and then eating cheesecake.

Wow. If she lived long enough to be a cranky retiree, she totally wanted that life.

(OPEN CR IS OPEN!)

Comments

[formermayqueen.livejournal.com]

"My ex found out my roommate is a guy, freaked out and asked me if I was cheating on him. Turns out, he's the one who's been kissing his best friend Willow while I'm here, keeping my hands and lips to myself like a good girlfriend should."

Cordelia was really trying not to cry at this point.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"...Dude, you totally dumped him, right?" Hurley said.

[formermayqueen.livejournal.com]

"It even made it on the radio," Cordelia said. "Of course, the guys doing the broadcast felt sorry for him."

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Lame," Hurley said. "Cheaters don't deserve sympathy."

[formermayqueen.livejournal.com]

Cordelia smiled a bit. "See, this is why you're a nice guy, and not one of those lame loser ones."

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you say that now," Hurley said. "But I think us nice guys normally get hit by that whole 'I just want to be friends' thing."

[formermayqueen.livejournal.com]

"And the nice girls get cheated on because we're telling the wrong guys that we just want to be friends."

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Yep," Hurley said. "Lucky for me, I already found the right girl."