http://buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] buzzkillcaptain.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2015-05-20 09:31 am

The Gym: Wednesday Afternoon

Dipper decided today to do something healthy. Like work out with the weight machine to try to perform a bench press.

It wasn't working well. He could barely push the bar up.

If one listen closely, they could hear him mutter "Stupid. Noodle. Arms."

Hopefully no one else would be around to witness his humiliation.
dwarvenswagger: (smirky)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"...yes. I can see that."

It was almost adorable, really.
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, those couple of pounds deserved a break from all the work he put them through.

"Thorin, son of Thrain. At your service," he replied with a slight bow.
dwarvenswagger: (pretty neutral)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a traditional greeting among my people."

It was possible that Thorin was messing with the poor kid now.
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"It can be overlooked this time." Being prince if them and all.
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am. And you?" Thorin asked, giving the weight machine a testing little prod with his finger in case it was some sort of magic making it appear lighter.
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have you attempted to return home yet?"
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I did not," Thorin replied. "And my attempts to return home have been met with similar results."
dwarvenswagger: (wait what)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
"A... portal? I walked through a copse and suddenly found myself here."
dwarvenswagger: (talking at you)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nothing beyond not seeing my home once I cleared the trees." Which was a big ol' mountain. "And yes, there were already classes in place."
dwarvenswagger: (so superior to men)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"That is safe to say."
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Magic still lives where I am from. Though I have yet to meet one of the wizards that inhabit the lands."

And then he'd wish he hadn't. Damn it, Gandalf.
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[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-05-21 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What a very odd question to ask.

"We call it Middle-earth." For some reason that e really needed to be lower case. Ask Tolkien why. Pretentious little man that he was. "And I suppose you could say that. I've heard of walking trees, but I doubt the validity of the historical claims."

Poor, poor Ents.

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