Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

Comments

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was bored and wandering the halls in lieu of doing homework and heard voices coming from the common room. "Hey! What're we..."

And then she just stared, wondering if it was too late to back out, unnoticed.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Nope. She was noticed. "Dawn!" Molly called. "Come see this very educational show that Sam has found for us to watch."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Yeah! Aren't you proud of your boyfriend?" Buffy added.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I have no idea..." Dawn eeped, trying not to look at Sam. "Should I be?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's very educational..." Buffy trailed off, distracted by the tv. "...I didn't know you could do that with pirate flags."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was now drawn into staring as well. "Doesn't that hurt? Although, I'm kinda thinking now that I need to practice my knots..."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Don't know. I can't say I've tried it." There was more staring. "...I'm not sure I'd really want to either."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I bet you could do that," Dawn said encouragingly, "you're way more flexible than I am."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I..." She blushed bright red. "Maybe we should leave him alone?"

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly looked around the room. "Waaaaaay too late for that."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn sat down next to Molly and whispered, "So, what'd I miss?"

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly blushed before leaning close and whispering in Dawn's ear for a good five minutes. "Buffy said they mention that last one in Cosmo."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was bright red by the time Molly finished, but she might have been casting an occasional speculative look at the tall flailing dork. "I think I need to go to the library."

[likethegun]

Sam blinked when he saw Dawn in the doorway.

It was really hard for a six-foot tall boy to hide behind a television, but damn if he wasn't going to try.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

He might have done better hiding behind something that wasn't only a couple of feet high, and showing naked people and parrots and rum and...whoa. "Um...I can go, if you're busy."

[likethegun]

"I'm not busy!" Sam said quickly. "The TV is possessed!"

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"And whatever's possessing it wants you to watch porn?" Dawn may have looked a little skeptical. Somehow, if there was such a thing as a porn demon, she figured that Xander would have found out about it already.

[likethegun]

"Maybe?" Sam said. "All I know is, I turned the movie on, and now it won't turn off."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"But you did turn it on," Dawn said.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Sammy's having a problem with the tv," Dean said honestly, but unable to entirely wipe the smirk off his face.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"It kind of looks like the problem is that he forgot to lock the door," Dawn said, looking around at all the people.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Pirate porn isn't really Sammy's style," Dean reassured her.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"How do you know that?" Dawn asked, trying not to come up with even more vivid images.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Because Sammy's really kinda lousy at being secretive?"

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was staring. "So...you've caught him before?" She would not ask what Sam's style was, she would not ask what Sam's style was, she would not ask what Sam's style was..."What's his style, then?" Damn it.