Second floor common room, Tuesday afternoon

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants was anxious.

Things were not going as he'd hoped. It had been ages since D-prime had vanished. H-prime had been ignoring him for months. And if his internal clock was right, it was almost time for H-prime to graduate and leave Fandom entirely.

Well, he wasn't having any of that. On the morning of May 1st, he reactivated himself and stealthily snuck through a whole bunch of dorm rooms to steal things. Weird things. Random things. Whatever he liked best in each of the rooms visited. Things like:


-some booze
-a yellow droid
-a pretty journal
-some frilly panties and dirty romance novels
-another journal titled "Emotions I Felt/Things I Hunted"
-an ipod
-a big stack of comics
-a laptop
-an engraved watertribe necklace
-a pretty plastic My Little Pony
-a very attractive pot of dirt
-a surfboard (how a tiny pink bunny robot managed to drag that down a flight of stairs all by his lonesome is a mystery for the ages)
-a crystal rose
-a bright blue doll
-a red herring robot
-a laptop with an "I miss my dolphin" sticker
-a wax lion
-an art tablet
-a fierce-looking stuffed Ewok
-a bottle of hair gel marked "unbelievably strong hold"
-some well-used juggling balls
-a bathabell. It's tradition.
-a stuffed kitty, the kind you might give someone as a birthday present
-a toy space station and toy boat, engaged in eternal combat
-a blitzball team logo drawing. Go Zanarkand Abes!
-a safety pin, a guitar pick, and some kickin' boots



After he was done, he piled his collection of loot in a large pile in the second floor common room. If anyone wanted their things back, they'd have to bargain with him.

That would stop all the upcoming changes from happening, wouldn't it?

Comments

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants held a paw over the journal. It was very special to him, as he had stolen it. Surely she could give up a gun for such a nice journal.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"You know I could just kick you out of the way, right?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants narrowed his eyes. He had laser eyes. He did not want to resort to violence, but D-Prime and H-Prime had not programmed him to just give things back. She could trade like everyone else.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Okay. She understood that look. Little pink hot pants here wanted something in exchange for her journal. Fine. Annette looked herself over. She didn't have anything except for her water gun. Dangit.

"You really want this cheap, plastic, good for nothing water gun that doesn't even work cause there's a whole in it I think?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants nodded. It was a very nice water gun. An evil pink fluffy robot could look pretty threatening holding one of those.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

whole=hole ugh

Looking down at her water gun, Annette was frowning. It was a nice water gun with holy water. She would have to get more holy water from Dean. Which wouldn't be a bad thing she supposed. Still...

"Fine, take it!" She shoved it at the little pink bunny.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants bounced happily. He motioned to the girl's journal and added the gun to his pile. A new weapon! That was almost as good as pie.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette took her journal, gave the little bunny a tight smile, and turned around and left. Yep, she would chalk this experience up as another Fandom weirdness; it chewed her up and spit her out, and left her wanting for a new water gun filled with precious holy water.

"Crap."

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants watched the blonde girl go. She was cute and she had given him a weapon to get her stuff back. If only all relationships went so well!