Second floor common room, Tuesday afternoon

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants was anxious.

Things were not going as he'd hoped. It had been ages since D-prime had vanished. H-prime had been ignoring him for months. And if his internal clock was right, it was almost time for H-prime to graduate and leave Fandom entirely.

Well, he wasn't having any of that. On the morning of May 1st, he reactivated himself and stealthily snuck through a whole bunch of dorm rooms to steal things. Weird things. Random things. Whatever he liked best in each of the rooms visited. Things like:


-some booze
-a yellow droid
-a pretty journal
-some frilly panties and dirty romance novels
-another journal titled "Emotions I Felt/Things I Hunted"
-an ipod
-a big stack of comics
-a laptop
-an engraved watertribe necklace
-a pretty plastic My Little Pony
-a very attractive pot of dirt
-a surfboard (how a tiny pink bunny robot managed to drag that down a flight of stairs all by his lonesome is a mystery for the ages)
-a crystal rose
-a bright blue doll
-a red herring robot
-a laptop with an "I miss my dolphin" sticker
-a wax lion
-an art tablet
-a fierce-looking stuffed Ewok
-a bottle of hair gel marked "unbelievably strong hold"
-some well-used juggling balls
-a bathabell. It's tradition.
-a stuffed kitty, the kind you might give someone as a birthday present
-a toy space station and toy boat, engaged in eternal combat
-a blitzball team logo drawing. Go Zanarkand Abes!
-a safety pin, a guitar pick, and some kickin' boots



After he was done, he piled his collection of loot in a large pile in the second floor common room. If anyone wanted their things back, they'd have to bargain with him.

That would stop all the upcoming changes from happening, wouldn't it?

Comments

Have your stuff stolen

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Miss the sign up post yesterday and still want in? Leave a comment naming the thing of yours that was stolen, and chime into the next thread as soon as it's added to the main post.

Re: Have your stuff stolen

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Ami noticed, upon coming back to her room that her stuffed kitty, the one Setsuna had given her for her birthday, was missing.

Re: Have your stuff stolen

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker came back from a morning run to find that not only was her little model space station from River gone, but so was the model boat the U.S.S. Parker that Archie had given her.

"Just. Great."

Re: Have your stuff stolen

[the_merriest]

Rikku was a ball of nerves. It didn't help that they were going to do the totally-not-a-ritual-soon and she couldn't find the drawing she'd made of the Zanarkand Abes symbol. She could always redraw it, but that wasn't the point. And it wasn't like she was thinking logically right now anyway.

Re: Have your stuff stolen

[swerval_zero]

When Zero returned to her room from a nice walk, she found her favorite safety pin, her kicking boots, and her guitar pick missing. It was the first one that tipped her off. Her eyes narrowed. "Fluffypants." She had to prepare for battle.

She reached for the pink hair dye.

Deal with the bunny --

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Try to get Fluffypants to give you your things back! It would be helpful if you'd include your character's name in the comment (ex. Deal with the bunny -- Hamlet) so that Gmail doesn't lump everything together.

Re: Deal with the bunny --Dawn

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was totally jonesing for doughnuts. Chocolate glazed chocolate frosted, and nothing else would do, which was why she was scouting common rooms before the thing in Rikku's room.

Not that she was nervous or anything.

Hmmm. Pink thing with a table o'stuff. Pretty underwear--she had a pair just like them. And the romance novels--oooh, she'd read that one and that...

"Hey, waitaminute."

Re: Deal with the bunny --

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Having noticed the kitty was missing, Ami went scouring for it. "Hey!" She said, running up. "Thats' mine!"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Luke

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Before heading over to Rikku's room, Luke noticed that Artoo wasn't in the room like he was supposed to be.

And a droid out on his own was a droid poised for trouble.

He poked his head into the common room. "Artoo, I don't have time for this...hey! What's my banthabell doing down here?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Annette

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Omigod! She was flailing. She was flailing from floor to floor to floor. Her journal was missing. Her precious journal where everything under the sun was written in it.

Annette came barreling into the second floor common room and stopped short at the big pile of...stuff. "Someone having a yard sale?" She got a little closer to that stuff and folded her arms across her chest.

"Hey! I think that's...no...wait! Yes! Who the holy crap...wait, is that really mine?"

Re: Deal with the bunny --

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara had started running around frantically the minute she realised her Gran's necklace was missing. The last time it disappeared, she'd ended up tied to a tree. This time, she wasn't planning on that happening.

She poked her head into the second floor common room, thinking she might have been down here when she was wee and spotted the necklace in the pile of stuff.

"Give me my Gran's necklace back," she demanded, hands on her hips.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Parker

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker was about to go to Zoe's office to complain when she saw a very familiar pink thing.

"You again. Damnit."

Re: Deal with the bunny --

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

On his way up to his room after work, Teddy decided to go common room hunting for free food. And instead cam across what looked like a yard sale.

Another copy of Bitter Woman number ten? Aw man, he had to buy that!

And a few copies of Really Fast Guy and Silver Scarab, this sounded a lot like his collection...

"Where did you get these?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Summer

[absolutesnark]

Summer needed a caffeine fix, so she had gone to the Perk to get some. On her way back up to her room, she noticed a random table of stuff. Upon further inspection, she noticed a pretty plastic pony that looked very familiar. "Princess Sparkle?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Cassie

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Cassie had been a little perturbed at the lack of her laptop. When she saw a pink bunny with a bunch of things? Her Stature-sense was tingling.

Not that she actual had Stature-senses.

"Heeeeey."

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Mac

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac was a little bit grumpy - a missing $300 piece of electronic gear will do that to her. She was just heading back up to her dorm after checking outside where she'd been yesterday, to take another look.

A load of people and a pink thing guarding a table full of stuff does catch the attention, though.

She narrowed her eyes at the pink thing suspiciously. "Whose is all this?"

Re: Deal with the bunny --

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeertram!" John called, wandering down the halls. "Beeeeeeeeeertram, come back!"

Passing the common room and catching sight of the DRD, he frowned and stomped in.

"Hey! That's mine!"

Re: Deal with the bunny --Blair

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair had gone back to his room to feed his fish and water Hank only to find the little plant missing. He had gone off searching around the dorms until he came across the pile of stuff in the second floor common room. "Hank!"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Rikku

[the_merriest]

Rikku hopped into the second floor common room and ... whoa.

"Is this some kinda weird holiday?" Rikku scratched her head. "Are you, like, giving out gifts?" There was some pretty sweet stuff in the pile.

Re: Deal with the bunny --Zero

[swerval_zero]

After a quick dye job so she could do this right, Zero headed to the common room. "So. We meet again."

Re: Deal with the bunny --

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Her surfboard was missing. That was enough to make Tori flail. Wildly. She had frantically searched her room and the hallway, not sure how an object that large could go missing and be hidden so well.

Tori happened into the common room a floor below hers, wondering if anyone might have seen her board. Lo and behold, there it was. With a pink bunny nearby.

"Okay, I don't know how my board got down here but I'm taking it back." She was pissed.

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Kawalsky

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky was frowning when he walked into the common room talking. "Hey guys, has anyone seen my robot fish? I think the herring turned into one of those crazy walking fish or som- Fluffypants? What're you doing down here?" He looked at the stash. "Up to no good again, huh?"

Re: Deal with the bunny -- Naomi

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Once she noticed that her Flotter doll was missing Naomi instantly freaked out and began searching for it. Her search led her to the second floor common room where she spotted her doll, "that's mine!" she exclaimed and made a move to get it.

Smack down the bunny

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Wherein someone finally puts an end to the madness.

Re: Smack down the bunny

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Artoo's not there to smack down the bunny.

Artoo thinks the bunny's awesome.

Which is why Artoo is hanging out in the corner recording what happens.

OOC

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Because a post would be naked without one of these threads.

This is likely Fluffypants' last appearance in Fandom before he's retired as a character. I want to give a huge Thank You to my partner in crime for the day, without whom this wouldn't be possible. Thanks also to anyone else I IMed/emailed who helped set this up. And my deepest thanks to 02maxwell for co-creating this pink freak back when the game was new. You're half responsable for this whole mess.

Re: OOC

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

*will miss Fluffypants liek WOAH*