solo_sword: (wtf.)
Jaina Solo Fel ([personal profile] solo_sword) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2009-09-16 06:39 pm

Third floor common room- Wednesday night

After a lot of work (some involving a showerhead, don't ask, and no not dirty) throughout the day, Jaina had decided she had to get out of her room for a while. So she'd just gone to the common room, made herself a sandwich, and started reading a report on her datapad with the TV on for noise.

Somehow she hadn't figured out that doing this was bound to distract her, and this was why she was staring at an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant", looking seriously confused, datapad forgotten, and occasionally saying things aloud like "There is something wrong with you," and "What do you mean this is a series??"

[Open like an open thing. ...I may have been dying to make this a CR post for a few weeks now. Because omgwtf SHOW.]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I think the government does that," she said. Luckily Child Services didn't exist in the dhampir/Moroi world either. Instead you just dumped the kid on boarding school. "And you'd think not noticing would be a big red flag to them."

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably depends how good your BC is," Rose said, way too smug.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I've just watched movies," she protested. "It's not something I have to worry about."

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Rose snickered. "It's a guardian thing." Sorta, but she couldn't remember if Jaina knew about the whole half-human thing. "Can't have kids with most people. Makes it something I don't have to worry about."

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Which one? Having kids or taking a pill everyday?" Rose asked.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, my life's normal," she teased. "Just one timeline for me. Do you set an alarm?"

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"And see, this? Is why you don't have to be paranoid," Rose said. "Cause there's just some things that you'd notice."

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll buy you a pack of pregnancy tests," she promised, trying so hard for a straight face.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You gotta be able to buy them in bulk," Rose pointed out. "Saves money. Why don't you need 'em?"

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Really really stupid slutty people?" she laughed. "Sororities? Sex Ed teachers?"

"...okay, probably not that last one."

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Picturing Mr. Bond explaining it makes it even funnier," Rose admitted. "And all the tiny boys would flail and blush. It'd be great."