3rd Floor Common Room | Sunday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was bored, so bored. Bored and unable to focus on anything, it was a terrible affliction. After spending all day in his room doing nothing he decided to broaden his horizons and go to the common room to do nothing. Of course Stiles wasn't actually capable of doing literally nothing so "nothing" for him right now meant continuing his quest to teach himself Archaic Latin while the second Dusk movie was playing in the background.

Shut up, he was watching it ironically. Or something. It was better than watching the Mets play the Pirates. If they lost to the Pirates it'd just be embarrassing and Stiles refused to be a part of it, no sir. He would rather watch lame not-werewolves and sparkly vampires any day.

Somewhere along the way he managed to make an un-burnt bowl of popcorn and poured M&M's in it. 'Cause it was necessary to add them.

[Open, of course. Just for the record it pains me to play a Mets fan]

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[pursuedthestars]

There wasn't anyone in the common room on his floor so he'd come up a floor to see if anyone was here. And lo, there was Stiles who was entertaining enough.

That he had food just made it better.

"Geez, how many vampires does this time period need?" he asked when he spotted the television.

[robinonadderall]

"Well that's a stupid question, there's never enough vampires," Stiles said, glancing up at Jim from over his laptop. "They never go out of style."

[pursuedthestars]

"Really?" Jim asked, taking a seat on the couch. "They don't...run out of ideas? I mean, it seems every time I turn on the TV, there's a vampire dying or selling me some hair product or getting drunk."

[robinonadderall]

"You really think vampires can get drunk?" Stiles asked. "Seems unfair to werewolves if they could."

[pursuedthestars]

"You really trying to apply logic to vampires especially in movies?" Jim wondered. "Vampires could piss rainbows if a movie wanted it to."

[robinonadderall]

"Well anybody could do anything in movies if they wanted to," Stiles said, rolling his eyes. "I was talking about actual vampires."

[pursuedthestars]

"You know many actual vampires?" Jim asked. He didn't peg Stiles as the type but looks could be deceiving. "Why would it make unfair to werewolves?"

[robinonadderall]

"I've met one or two," Stiles said. "And it'd be unfair to werewolves because werewolves can't get drunk."

[pursuedthestars]

"There a particular reason why?" Jim asked, curious. "Or just because being all...werewolfy messes them up?"

[robinonadderall]

"I think it's the super healing?" Stiles said. "Like alcohol doesn't stay in their system long enough to work or something."

[pursuedthestars]

"Ah, so it's not a matter of them not being able to handle alcohol, they just handle it too quickly and never get the buzz."

How sad for them. "But, they miss out on hangovers, at least."

[robinonadderall]

"True," Stiles said with a nod. "But they don't have a go-to excuse for when they do something stupid."

[pursuedthestars]

"So, if they do something stupid, it just makes them stupid?" Jim guessed.

[robinonadderall]

"Pretty much," Stiles said. "Certainly makes me feel better about myself."

[pursuedthestars]

"Using someone else's stupidity to feel better about yourself?" Jim approved. "What an opportunist."

[robinonadderall]

"I have to take what I can get," Stiles said. "I don't have super powers or anything, so."

[pursuedthestars]

"Neither do I and I get by," Jim said though he knew there were many differences between him and Stiles. "You want superpowers?"

[robinonadderall]

"Who wouldn't?" Stiles asked. "It seems to be a burden for most superpowered people I know, but it'd still be cool. I'd just want it done the right way."

[pursuedthestars]

"What superpower?" Jim wondered. "Something flashy or something typical like flying or invisibility?"

[robinonadderall]

"I never got the appeal of flying. Cars exist for a reason," Stiles said. "I don't know, I guess I'd be content with super strength. Anything that helps to protect people."

"What about you? Unless you already have powers I don't know about."

[pursuedthestars]

"No superpowers to speak of," Jim said, sighing sadly. "As for what I'd have?"

He thought about it for a few seconds. "Precognition."

[robinonadderall]

"Seriously?" Stiles asked. "Have you ever seen a movie where someone gets those powers? It always ends badly."

[pursuedthestars]

"I'd reverse the trend," Jim told him confidently. "Besides, I'm much smarter than anyone in these movies. Much, much smarter."

[robinonadderall]

"You think highly of yourself," he said. "What would be the point of precognition? You wouldn't be able to change anything."

[pursuedthestars]

"That sounds like a challenge."

He'd damn well change things.

"I'd change anything I wanted."