2nd Floor Common Room, Sunday Evening
Sunday, March 27th, 2011 02:57 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So as it turned out, Dolf had not, in fact, spotted the gremlin in the storage room at Turtle & Canary. What had happened was that the gremlin had spotted Dolf and embedded its tiny teeth neatly into Dolf's ankle about two seconds before he finished closing up the shop.
The Swede had not cared about the wound on his ankles. Bah! Ankles. He had cooking to do!
And so lo and behold, the Swede - with a charming beard made of cotton taped to his face - was in the first common room kitchen he could find. "HUNGRY?!" he shouted at his audience (which at the moment consisted mostly of chairs) "MAKE MEATBALLS!"
He yanked open the fridge with way too much violence, and began throwing food haphazardly at the counter. While shouting in... not Swenglish, exactly. Dunglish. Whatever. He didn't care. He was SWEDISH. "MELK!" He practically hurled the pack of milk against the back wall, then threw a bowl after it.
Fandom better be prepared for dinner tonight.
[[ so dolf now thinks he's Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time guy. open common room is open. ]]
The Swede had not cared about the wound on his ankles. Bah! Ankles. He had cooking to do!
And so lo and behold, the Swede - with a charming beard made of cotton taped to his face - was in the first common room kitchen he could find. "HUNGRY?!" he shouted at his audience (which at the moment consisted mostly of chairs) "MAKE MEATBALLS!"
He yanked open the fridge with way too much violence, and began throwing food haphazardly at the counter. While shouting in... not Swenglish, exactly. Dunglish. Whatever. He didn't care. He was SWEDISH. "MELK!" He practically hurled the pack of milk against the back wall, then threw a bowl after it.
Fandom better be prepared for dinner tonight.
[[ so dolf now thinks he's Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time guy. open common room is open. ]]