Third Floor Common Room; Monday Morning [02/17].
Monday, February 17th, 2020 06:11 amThere was a general sense of normalcy back in the air when Wayne got up that morning, meaning he was feeling not quite as tightly wound as he had been for the last week or so, but he was still Wayne, so the difference was marginal, at best. Either way, he was sort of hoping that feeling even marginally better meant maybe things might be a bit less distracting and inappropriate when he got down to the common room to get a start on breakfast.
So far, so good! He started with a test pancake and was glad to see that they were very proper and pancake-shaped, as it should be, and the milk was the right color, and there was the usual bacon and fresh fruit, and maple syrup instead of only whipped cream, everything right on track!
Until he got to the eggs, anyway. Because the moment he cracked one open to get started on some sunny-side ups, what he got was not a neat little slop of whites and yolks in his sizzling pan, but, instead, a little yellow and white bird tweeting at him and flying up and around the ceiling.
Wayne frowned a little, because he'd checked the expiration date on these eggs and they were fine, and, in general, that wasn't how eggs worked, anyway.
Could've just been a fluke, though, so he grabbed the next one, cracked it open, and there went another little bird to join its friend flying around the common room.
He tried a different carton. This little bird was brown, apparently because it was a brown egg to begin with, but it was the same thing, and Wayne tried one more to confirm, and grumbled with disapproval at the cartons on the counter.
Right, then. So no eggs today, apparentleh!
[[ open breakfast is open! And egg-free! ]]
So far, so good! He started with a test pancake and was glad to see that they were very proper and pancake-shaped, as it should be, and the milk was the right color, and there was the usual bacon and fresh fruit, and maple syrup instead of only whipped cream, everything right on track!
Until he got to the eggs, anyway. Because the moment he cracked one open to get started on some sunny-side ups, what he got was not a neat little slop of whites and yolks in his sizzling pan, but, instead, a little yellow and white bird tweeting at him and flying up and around the ceiling.
Wayne frowned a little, because he'd checked the expiration date on these eggs and they were fine, and, in general, that wasn't how eggs worked, anyway.
Could've just been a fluke, though, so he grabbed the next one, cracked it open, and there went another little bird to join its friend flying around the common room.
He tried a different carton. This little bird was brown, apparently because it was a brown egg to begin with, but it was the same thing, and Wayne tried one more to confirm, and grumbled with disapproval at the cartons on the counter.
Right, then. So no eggs today, apparentleh!
[[ open breakfast is open! And egg-free! ]]