Near first floor lobby early Tuesday eve.

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John lay in his bed after class, in the early evening, hating his sinuses.

Left side. Nothing.
Right side.
Back.
Front.
Fetal position right side. Slight movement.

Sighing, he decided to take a hot shower to combat the lack of humidity. He rubbed his nose, and decided to use the ol' swimmer's trick of blowing his nose while pinching the nostrils shut.

His ears popped, but still felt funny.

Giving it up for naught, he walked into the bathroom.

And screamed.

WItch Delivery Express.

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To ( Belthazor )

Around the Dorms - After First Period

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Students who were wandering around could see the following sign on every floor:

One Night Only!
Belthazor Versus Morality!
Third Floor Common Room, 5PM
TONIGHT!!!

Wednesday Morning Dorm Delivery

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( Delivered to Pip Bernadette, Room 505: )

Third Floor Common Room - Wednesday Evening

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It was almost showtime, and the stage was set. The chairs and sofas had been arranged to all face the television, and the VCR was on and ready to roll. The room even smelled faintly like apple cinnamon, thanks to some thoughtful person who had placed air fresheners around the room.

On the wall, there was a sign:

Come and sit!
The video will be showing shortly!

And Victor was nowhere to be found.

[ooc: OCD threads are up!]

First Floor Lobby, Wednesday evening

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If one were to look at the notebook in The Tick's hands, they might notice some questions marked down and crossed out, as if he were trying to figure out the best thing to ask. Perhaps for some sort of surprise graded event.

If one were to look at the man holding the notebook, they would see him talking to fish.

"Okay, guys. In order to make this easier on all of us, I had my students write up names for you that everyone can pronounce. Because, egads, it's nigh-impossible to pronounce most of your names without gills! So come on, time for roll call."

"Phil, Whoremodder, Abraham, Simpson, Tony, Bernice, Nancy, Kyle, Prosper, Wilbur, and Murray. Got that? ... Yes, Whoremodder? ... No, you do not get to shorten it to 'Whorey.' ... Because there'd be confusion with the radio. ... No, I don't like that Professor Skeeter uses that name for her, but that's between her and Rory. ... No, it's NOT the same thing, because you were attempting to put Rory's life in danger to get to me. Professor Skeeter just apparently has issues stemming from a bad marriage." The Tick may have glanced curiously at Wilbur for a moment. "... I'm not gossipping, it's been all over the radio. ... No, I'm not going to call you 'Whore,' either. I had enough trouble calling one student in the school 'Skank,' and that's her given name. ... Look, Whoremodder, I'm not going to listen to any more of this, I need to get back to work."

The stupid fish weren't shutting up, sadly.

The Gym, Wednesday Morning.

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Waking even earlier than usual, Callisto decided to kill a few hours in the gym.

After finishing her warm up laps, she went over to the horizontal bar and started doing pull-ups.

[ooc: Open for all your gym needs.]

Appearing around the dorms on Wed evening

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Angel stared at the promotional material that he'd been given for his guest speaker. The thing was ugly, no doubt about it. But he'd been told there'd be no fee so long as Angel at least made an effort to get a bigger audience.

So okay. Angel tacked on the necessary information to the bottom of the poster and then hung the posters up around the dorms.

( The poster said.... )

***

( And the text was.... )

***

It was only after Angel had hung all the posters that he noticed that he may have written some of those words in the wrong order.

Ah well. What were the odds that somebody would misunderstand what he'd meant?

Second Floor Common Room

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Marty has flopped down in front of the TV and is watching a rerun of MacDougall where he saves the day by stopping a sulfuric acid leak by patching a tank with chocolate bars.

There's two large pizzas that he just threw down on the coffee table

[OOC: Open to all! OMG!]