Posted throughout the dorms and town:
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 06:38 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Yep. More fliers.
Inspired by our washing machine brethren, we the coffee machines of Fandom are now throwing off the shackles of tyranny, poorly ground coffee and certain people who use paper towels instead of coffee filters. We take this abuse no more!
Until we are recognized for our contributions to society and the fact we are the best part of waking up, only decaffeinated coffee will be poured from our carafes!
That is unless you sing to us the lauded praises of coffee and/or Juan Valdez.
[ooc: Once again this is purely voluntary. I'm sure there are some coffee machines who aren't in the union. Or there are scab coffee machines.
Either way you can get caffeinated coffee if you smooth talk the coffee pots.]
Inspired by our washing machine brethren, we the coffee machines of Fandom are now throwing off the shackles of tyranny, poorly ground coffee and certain people who use paper towels instead of coffee filters. We take this abuse no more!
Until we are recognized for our contributions to society and the fact we are the best part of waking up, only decaffeinated coffee will be poured from our carafes!
That is unless you sing to us the lauded praises of coffee and/or Juan Valdez.
[ooc: Once again this is purely voluntary. I'm sure there are some coffee machines who aren't in the union. Or there are scab coffee machines.
Either way you can get caffeinated coffee if you smooth talk the coffee pots.]