Third Floor Common Room, Thursday Morning

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Jeff had felt this one last night. He didn't have a lot of superpowers, but he had one, and that was exactly concerned with the kind of thing going on here.

So he poked his head into the common room on the third floor. Stealthily. Carefully. With big eyes. Finding everything clear, his body soon followed. He siddled up to the TV, reached over, and... patted it.

"Good job," he said, with feeling. "Good job. But you should have waited. Surprise only works so often, you know. Especially if it's lesbians."

He hugged it once, then let go.

[ and common room is open! ]

2nd Floor Common Room, Thursday evening

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Prince Edward bounded into the common room, a bright, pearly white smile on his face, and he instantly declared, "Greetings! Peas-"

Ahhh, he was alone!

Save for the Magic Mirror!

"Ah-hah! Do not fail me now with the skin images, Magic Mirror! I shant wish to become... to become... JUST DON'T DO IT!"

Bouncing in further, he jumped effortlessly over the sofa and knelt before the Magic Mirror. "Magic Mirror! Tell me where she is? My Giselle! My one true love!"

He blinked. Stared.

"Oooh! You lint licker! Do you know where my one true love is? My one coquette? The answer to my love's duet? MAGIC MIRROR thank you!"

...

"Pickle you kumquat! I shall find this McStinkface! Ah-hah! And there too will my Giselle be! Thank you hoboken!" Prince Edward hugged the Magic Mirror, even as it changed it's faces and someone started frying chicken.

[It's open, of course. My brain is crazy.]