Second Floor Common Room, Wee Hours of Tuesday Morning
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 12:54 amThere was a small, black lace bra prominently displayed on the coffee table in the second-floor common room. There were no identifying marks on it (that idea having been properly vetoed by both parties involved), though there did happen to be a thin strand of spidersilk attached to one strap.
Should a discriminating party notice that thread and happen to glance upwards, they would see that thread looped over a small hook in the common room ceiling. Dangling from the other side of the thread was a small, heavily-weighted net. Should our hypothetical observer be both discriminating in judgment and vision, he or she would surely come to the most obvious conclusion: it was a trap. Should the bra be pulled, the thread would snap. Should the thread snap, the net would fall. Should the net fall, whoever was trying to steal the bra would (hopefully!) be caught.
And, even more hopefully, it would trap those damned Smurfs!
[Open like a common room is! And bra is most definitely open for interaction.
Can I take "Lines I never expected to write for $300 Alex?"]
Should a discriminating party notice that thread and happen to glance upwards, they would see that thread looped over a small hook in the common room ceiling. Dangling from the other side of the thread was a small, heavily-weighted net. Should our hypothetical observer be both discriminating in judgment and vision, he or she would surely come to the most obvious conclusion: it was a trap. Should the bra be pulled, the thread would snap. Should the thread snap, the net would fall. Should the net fall, whoever was trying to steal the bra would (hopefully!) be caught.
And, even more hopefully, it would trap those damned Smurfs!
[Open like a common room is! And bra is most definitely open for interaction.
Can I take "Lines I never expected to write for $300 Alex?"]